Ryan Schutz
Co-Founder ยท Chief Squish Curator
Knows a premium squishy from a dollar-store dud at ten paces. Dreams in orange & black and believes every box should feel like a birthday.
Every month we curate 3โ4 premium squishy & sensory toys from the brands kids love โ one joyful surprise box of discovery, delight, and real savings.
New drops, viral hits & hidden-gem brands โ without the TikTok rabbit hole.
A mystery box of pure unboxing dopamine. Zero spoilers.
$10โ$20 a pop at the register. We pack 3โ4 in for less.
We curate from the premium brands kids actually ask for โ sensory-safe, satisfying, and built to last. A typical box mixes squish, stretch, and fidget.
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1โ2 standout squishies โ the satisfying, slow-rise kind that feels premium.
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A calming sensory or fidget piece โ great for focus, anxiety, and the classroom.
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A collectible card, sticker, or "golden squish" rare โ a little extra reveal every month.
Product photos & brands shown are illustrative of the categories we curate from for this proof of concept.
All plans include 3โ4 premium squishies per month. Prepay to save โ cancel anytime on monthly.
Local pickup available for South Orange & Maplewood families at scheduled SOMA pickup events. Prepay plans are billed once up front. Proof-of-concept pricing โ checkout not yet live.
Throwing a squish-themed party? We build custom bulk packs of mini squishies with themed labels and loot bags. Perfect for classrooms, team treats, and goodie bags.
Ask about party packs
SomaSquish was dreamed up by Ryan Schutz and Ethan Greenberg, third graders at Marshall School in South Orange, NJ โ brought together by a shared love of squishy toys and the Baltimore Orioles.
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Co-Founder ยท Chief Squish Curator
Knows a premium squishy from a dollar-store dud at ten paces. Dreams in orange & black and believes every box should feel like a birthday.
Co-Founder ยท Head of Surprise & Delight
The unboxing expert. Tests every squish for maximum satisfaction and makes sure no two boxes feel the same.
Go month-to-month or prepay 3 or 6 months to save up to 20%. Ship it or grab it locally.
Each month our tiny-but-mighty crew assembles a themed box of 3โ4 premium, safety-checked squishies.
Open the surprise, squeeze away, and start your collection. A fresh box lands every month.
A portion of every SomaSquish box helps fund support for local children and families in need โ squishy joy that gives back. Learn more at IsaiahHouse.org โ
We're opening SomaSquish to our first 100 families. Drop your email and we'll save you a spot in the very first box.
๐ You're on the list! We'll be in touch soon.
Each month you get 3โ4 premium squishy and sensory toys plus a surprise insert (a collectible, sticker, or rare "golden squish"). Boxes are loosely themed and curated for ages 4+.
$35/month month-to-month. Prepay to save: 10% off for 3 months and 20% off for 6 months. Local pickup saves an extra $5/month.
Yes โ month-to-month plans can be paused or cancelled anytime. Prepaid plans run for the term you choose and then renew monthly.
Both! We ship nationwide, and South Orange & Maplewood families can choose free local pickup at scheduled SOMA pickup events to save $5/month.
We curate from established, parent-trusted brands and only include sensory-safe items. Boxes are recommended for ages 4+.
Two third graders from Marshall School in South Orange โ Ryan Schutz and Ethan Greenberg โ united by squishy toys and the Baltimore Orioles. (With a little grown-up help on the shipping.)